mother superior jumped the gun ,.

[james andrew morgan.]

put a record on ,

this place is boring.

[harley nicole martinez]

HARLEY HOARFACE ,

maybe you're just not entertaining enough, ever thinka that boiii? i thought not. what now. /gangster

[james andrew morgan.]

put a record on ,

nope. the thought never crossed my mind.

[harley nicole martinez]

HARLEY HOARFACE ,

that's what i thought. now, who do i have the pleasure of talking to today? i'd tell you who i am, but that's pretty obvious. x)

[james andrew morgan.]

put a record on ,

i'm james. harley, right? or i could call you hoarface, if you're prefer.

[harley nicole martinez]

HARLEY HOARFACE ,

james? that's hot, your parents were actually sane when they named you. /major jealousy and meh, i guess you can call me hoarface if you really want to. wouldn't be a great first impression, but i'll survive. you know what you should do, james? entertain me. you are my victim of the day.

[james andrew morgan.]

put a record on ,

and right after that is when they stopped being sane. ah. well, we wouldn't want that now, would we harley hoarface? hm. fine. since you asked so nicely and all. how does one go about entertaining you?

[harley nicole martinez]

HARLEY HOARFACE ,

oh dear, they lost their sanity after you were born? you must have been one wild childdd, not that i should talk or anything. are you seriously going to call me harley hoarface? 'cause now i'll feel like some idiot scene kid, when my name's really just trying to make fun of all the stupid idiots living in this house with me. one goes about entertaining me by... well, i dunno, taking me somewhere? or just hangin' with me.

[james andrew morgan.]

put a record on ,

nah, not me particularly. they're just a little nuts naturally. well, since you put it that way... i think i'll have to continue to call you harley hoarface. huh. i guess i could to that. anywhere specific that this hangin' must be done?

[harley nicole martinez]

HARLEY HOARFACE ,

sureee, whatever you say. i still say you made them crazy, though, and i don't even know you. oh, and if you continue to call me 'harley hoarface' you will start to becom my least favorite person =( don't want that, do you? and nah, not really anywhere specific. wherever you likee, bby.

[james andrew morgan.]

put a record on ,

nahh. i'm the good kid. oh no. becoming your least favourite person would be a horrible thing. alright then, i say we meet in the cabana in twenty minutes.

[harley nicole martinez]

HARLEY HOARFACE ,

good kids are boring, i say you make up some fake story about your life now. no chick likes a good boy. it would be a horrible thing, trust me. i'm ferociousss.... or something like that. cabana? sweeeet, maybe i can go swimming too.. or just push you into the pool for fun.

[james andrew morgan.]

put a record on ,

is that so? well, i guess i will have to make up a horrible life story to reel the chicks in, if they hate good guys so much. you look it. i wouldn't want to get on the wrong side of you. i'll be sure to bring a towel. but be warned, if i go in the pool, you're coming with me.

[harley nicole martinez]

HARLEY HOARFACE ,

i know i look it. i probably couldn't hurt you, considering i'm probably half your size... but i can always kick your shin or something really hard until you bend over. pft, if you go into the pool only you're going into the pool. i doubt you can get the almighty harley into it. i'll bet you.... ten dollars.

[james andrew morgan.]

put a record on ,

ouch. nothing worse than getting kicked in the shins. ten bucks? that's it. weak bet. but you're on - i'll get you into that pool.